Go Fourth and watch the next 3 scoreless innings...DRAMA!

The lady is out with another dude's lady grabbin' a cocktail...a perfect opportunity to be a total fucking dork. YES!

I do this well...

First up...Some dude who plays for Texas...(OK, I'm not actually watching yet. I'm listening to Johnny Cash break his rusty cage and the wee bairn kinda wake up a little bit...shhhhhhhh...) OK, i can pause Sonic Youth's Carpenter's cover (Which is so much better than the original)

OK, I'll listen to it, but then I swear, I will watch the top of the Fourth of Game 2 of the Greatest World Series of all time. This game was a semi-low point (not as bad as game 5)

All life is suffering...David Eckstein said that.

So it's Ian Kinsler up. And Chris Carpenter is talking about how great it was he didn't get stepped on in Game 1 when he dove into the base. Why didn't the runner step on his hand? A classic image from this World Series (and why didn't Charlie Manuel Just let the Braves win? Conspiracy?)

Carpenter talks about how he loves to induce ground balls.

Kinsler is somehow on first. I was mesmerized by Carp's groundball rates.

Andrus has a 1-1 count and Joe Buck has informed me that Kinsler walked.

Garcia is tough to bunt against. Kinsler is timing EVERYTHING. Stay tuned to this...

Molina behind the plate. 1-2. What is Kinsler thinking?

No one scouted the Cards at the end of the season.

2-2 on Andrus. And just how fast is Garcia to the plate? 1.2? 1.4? Steal on?

Andrus flies to Berkman who covers RF beautifully. He says 1B would be harder on his knees...Uh-OH 2012...

Garcia throws ball one to Josh Hamilton who has not been able to avoid being talked about by announcers who talk about what he has not been able to do because he has a sports hernia from a leftover crack deposit (grooooan...I went there as hamilton flipped it into left and the glove off...is that Allen Craig? No. Not yet. That was Holliday)

2 outs

And some Texas doucher is batting...o rite it b mike yng...wut wut

Slow it down, Jaime, so Joe Buck can talk about how these gus were o for 16...

Damn, Michael Young singles and now it is first and third wit h2 out...Jay plays it on the hop...the right thing to do, Jay.

And now Adrian Beltre will somehow blow this clutch chance.

He wacks a laser just foul down the 3rd base line that gets Kinsler on the shoulder in foul territory. Kinsler brushes it off his shoulder and Fox shows the replay of that from different angles. Do you think Kinsler has a hot dumb girlfriend?

Beltre 2-1 is ball 3 and Joe reminds us that Clutchdaddy Nelson Cruz is on deck.

So Garcia throws a swinging strike and Beltre just can't keep his head in there.

And Garcia srikes him out on the 3-2. That was beautiful. Beltre has that look and the bat boys are coming out to the batter's box to collect his things. YA BEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOO!